Time to Pick A Hat

I'm back baby! They tried to shut me down, they tried to muzzle my right to free speech. I bleed blue and white and those colors don't run, they dribble like liberty down the side of a freedom cone. With no further ado...

In honor of the election I will be sorting the hats into divisions based on the candidates and YOU the voter will decide! If you'd like to peruse all the hats I'm looking through go here.

The Ralph Nader No Chance In Hell Division:

These hats are horrible! Who would wear such a hat! Did we lose a war? Fucking hideous! Can I say fuck on this thing? Maybe that will set my blog apart, cursing. Bright colors, ugh, giant letters, blargh, camouflage, ridiculous, and my favorite the calligraphy hat.

-Elliott